I'm going to start a band called 999 Megabytes
flyingscotsman: I don’t think we’ll ever get a gig. awwwww snap!
The transgendered community has to be protected. I just don’t have any tolerance...– Barack Obama (via ambitionbird) Did he seriously say this? I googled it, and confirmed it, but I still can’t believe it. This is amazing. (via man-over-matter) i’m gonna kiss the president on the face (via sirjesushchrist) Okay, so do something about it. (via soniawastinghertime) Um… he is. ...
a connoisseur of lurid spectacle: I have never... →
dirtysugarfactory: travisisgreat: feistyfeminist: droppingthefbomb: antifemfemme: Coincidence? Antifeminists are rubbish in the sack. Everyone knows this. if i had more time i would be on this blog antifemfemme all night sending her messages about how dumb and wrong she is. someone… All the feminists I’ve ever met are all really, really, ridiculously good looking. DO I NEED...
Your royal wedding guest name - Start with either...
condom: tocksick: 87daysbefore: m0leteaser: Lord Ferdinand Spike-Hawkins lolol i like mine Lady Mary Chacha-Cinnamon oh my god Lord Edward Coco-Archer lovin it haha! Lord Rodolfo Shelby-Teakettlespout lmao Lady Constance Cody-North
dirtysugarfactory: it’s mah birrthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
That moment when you rewatch a movie you haven't...
A jellyfish is 95% water.
condom: A human is 61.8% water. That means we are almost like jellyfish. Right? Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% hot gas.
dirtysugarfactory: rojerk: -9mm: head-abovewater: Shut up, you really don’t know what you’re talking about. You sound retarded. if you dont know, google it or shut your mouth… How can you seriously complain about uneducated people while using the word “retarded” to describe someone who isn’t actually retarded? BOOM. Roasted.^ SNAP
I'm not unknown. I'm just uber-boutique.: when you... →
thanatus: dingusfromabove1979: raptoravatar: justcallmebecks: johnwilsonjr: agape-caesar: allenthomasplaysthedrums: they’re going to use that again. wash it just like regular dishes and the pickle jar too. I got three chick-fil-a cups in the dishwasher also don’t forget the QT cups Mexicans do this too. Everyone… We do this with Chinese food containers. We eat so much...
Of course Tim [Burton] and I have kissed. I think every close friendship like...– Johnny Depp (via flyingmousetrapcircus) WHAT!? WHAT!? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! (via do-you-have-a-flag) But did this actually happen. I can’t even … wait. (via thanatus) a million fangirl panties just dropped (via pluralisms) Niceeeeee
They make Shape-Ups for girls now.
Yeah because your 9 year old girl needs to tone her legs and butt. WHAT THE FUCK?
feminism doesn't mean women are better than men....
thanatus: dyke: dontburnthewitchburntherich: newwavefeminism: *can i add that the reason it isnt CALLED equalism is because feminism seeks equality through recognizing the root of inequality between the sexes as the institutional oppression and devaluation of women. THIS THIS THIS! this is for everyone who asks me. Yeah. Also I feel like the stereotypes of gender interaction...
Reblog if you're a feminist.
The worst part about working at a newspaper is...
tehjeff: Haha, just kidding, the worst part is being involved in a dying industry that is doomed to fold because it can’t change with the times.
james franco should pay for my college degree. i...