February 2011
I just found out that the cruise ship I'm going on has a burrito bar.
HAS A BURRITO BAR.
FREE BURRITOS FOR A WEEK.
Things I hate
-when guacamole turns brown.
COME ON.
3 different strangers have added me on bbm in the past two days.
Why?
Spending my day at work watching Party Down.
Never watched it before, on epsiode 3. It’s pretty awesome.
The 5 most talked about topics talked about on The View (according to me and no one else):
-Fat Kids
-Sherri’s Kid
-Elizabeth’s Kids
-How to be something you aren’t (this topic comes in all shapes and sizes, but when you boil them down they are all the same thing)
-Promotion of Joy or Whoopi’s stand up shows.
just chillin' on campus mindin' my own business on tumblr and the girl next to me keeps talking to herself.
I can't stop playing Sims 3.
January 2011
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get I will post one random fact about myself. GO <3
That look you give your friends when you guys know something another person doesn't know anything about.
‘Dat’s my GIF! :)
Paging Amanda Maccs <3
CAROLYN YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Going to see Maury on Wednesday.
Can’t wait.
I REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE GIFS.
so i can use the one of lucille bluth realizing it was gene parmesan in the blue bear suit
ALL THE DAMN TIME
When will you realize I don't talk to you because I don't want to? Every time you Facebook chat me
and tell me about your life, and i respond with uninterested answers like “cool, sweet, yeah that seems fun” it makes me like you less and less?
COME ON.
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
REBLOG THEN LOOK AT YOUR BLOG HOLY FUCK.
WAIT WHAT!
oh.
:|
Reblog with the first band you ever saw live:
Silverstein
omg i’m so ashamed by this
nickeback
:/
HAHAHAH ^^^ Mine was Cancer bats. :3
The Aquabats. I’m a badass motherfucker. B)
^^^ bitch you should have taken me. PANIC! AT THE DISCO MOTHER FUCKERS
Good Charlotte :3
from first to last, the first time they played without sonny at bamboozle
If boy bands count, N*Sync. If not, Good Charlotte
Play
2:15
if you can afford to be on tumblr, you can afford to be vegan
and thats all im gonna say..
So much bullshit and lies.
LIES!
Self righteous vegans need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You’re not a better person than me because you don’t eat animal products.
“A friend of mine met Bruce Campbell. He saw Bruce in a grocery store, did a double take and said “You’re Bruce Campbell!” Bruce put on his shades, said “Someone has to be” and walked off.”
—
I love that Bruce Campbell is exactly who you’d want Bruce Campbell to be.
Source. (via teainwonderland)
This. Man.
(via yellowleather)
IS. EPIC.
(via poeticinqueery)
MY LIFE DREAM.
Play
1:28
Last night I was having nightmares about my first day of classes.
This should be an interesting semester.
I always wonder what happens when a guy takes off a girls bra and realizes half of her boobs were created from 3 inches of padding.
if he’s a good guy, it dont even matter
