Is off the heezy fo sheezy
May 2010
April 2010
and I’m so blonde it’s killing me.
I’ve spent years trying to be this blonde.
BLONDE GOAL REACHED
Make it STOP
I’m quite a happy camper right now!
Thats funny, I haven’t snacked on teenage girls in almost a week, too!
My mom just yelled at my dad saying I have a rainbow sticker on the corner of my laptop. He woke up and came into my room and yelled at me asking me “Why am I so gay?” He said it in the most disgusting way- like as if I ought to be ashamed of myself.
I ripped off the sticker- I really wish I…
Carolyn, you should not feel like shit. Your parents should. Their actions are disgusting. You’re wonderful and have nothing to apologize for.
I’m far too emotional for my own good.
stop being so nice. Thanks for all your compliments, I totally appreciate them, but they don’t count as flirting.
Best follow choice EVER.
Instantly uncomfortable.
girl, you in danger
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Instantly uncomfortable.
October 8-10.
I’m going this year. I really really am!
- 845: srsly. u are my god mother for my childfren. ive desided . mad love u dont even know
- 914: I appreciate you too <3
- she told me the same thing! <3
DONE.
The next one to do is pretty much done, just gotta put it all together.
And the other is going to be a big one, but im gonna do it!
fuckin’ kick ass. Not to be redundant, but few words describe the awesomeness of that film.
Other words to describe Kick-Ass:
-Ballin’
-Outrageous
-Fuckin’ sweet
That ragetoon I posted was liked & reblogged like 20+ times.
My Tumblarity would be HUGE right now!
don’t chu worry, i can’t go any bigger without my mother killing me anyway.
i totally went from a 14 to a 10.
i know, i know.
DON’T DO WHAT I DO
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCK SHIT UP
any takers?
Jeez loiuse pepper cheese.
PAIN…
…and they are only 10g.
I kept stopping in the middle of the tapper becuse I’m a giant baby.
yeah tj is doing well its just the army doing whatever they want.
Any takers? I mean all this could change but there is like a 97% chance it wont.
The ticket is $70 and the show is in New Jersey.
This is what I get for my forgetfull nature:
Monday and Thursday:
—Personal Defense I from 12:30 to 2:10pm
—History of Art Survey from 2:30 to 3:50pm
Tuesday and Friday:
—Beginning Spanish 8:30-10:10am
Wednesday:
—Fundraising and Developing in the Arts 2:30 to 6:10pm
—Marketing the Arts 6:30 to 9:50pm
Not terrible….but not what I wanted. I really wanted to take ‘Yoga-tools for relaxation and peace’ but that was full =[ So now I’m taking ‘Self defense’ thats a full 180degree spin.
And its totally freaking me out.
Fuck yeah!
YES
Life is almost perfect!
My mom the homophobe, in regards to my TEENY TINY hickey on my neck. LOVE YOU TOO, MOM. (via likeits1991)
BBY come live with me.
Mr. Krabs to Spongebob (via skeleton-on-display, 1812overture) (via denvermullets)
Is this from the episode where he finds the sea horse and names it Mystery? Is it bad I know that?
Okay so you know how stadiums have those giant TVs?
What if the movie from The Ring (like the one you watch then die) was shown on that huge screen to like 50,000 people at once?
FUCKED UP
It would be even cooler to collect all those 50,000 people on the 7th day and watch a gian Samara come out the screen and do her thing.
SCURRY
I can’t even lie.
Purchase College makes me so happy.
Class outside today just put me in an amazing mood.