Amandamacs

is right now!

i love ya, tomorrow!

youre only a day away!

are you ready, juice?

if you buy a damn waffle bowl/cone to put your fucking icecream in EAT THE DAMN WAFFLE

im sick of seeing full and complete waffles in the garbages. its fucking annoying.

if youre not going to eat it, dont buy it. we spend alot of time making them so fucking eat them.

i know this is something that shouldnt piss me off but it totally does.

my mom told me “they had the coolest nightvision goggles on today…for a special value…only 50 bucks! i want them!”

yeah mom you need those for when you go on your special green-barret missions to kill the enemy?

good spending.

(she didnt buy them)

doeinheadlights:

People write things like this ” I’m easy to get along with as long as your not a moron.” and use the wrong “your”.

YOU’RE an asshole.

:D

(and yes, that sentence came from a persons blog on tumblr)

hoooooooooly shit. you need to tell me who it is eventually. 

theorderofthings:

I found out today that my mom has a cyst on her ovary and has several cysts in her uterus. Sometime next week she’s going to go for a biopsy to see if they’re cancerous or not. If you pray, please pray for her. If you don’t pray, do it anyway.

 i will pray for her. be positive!

I tried out for a solo in chorus, I didn’t get it and it was the last solo I ever tried out for.

I totally remembered the lyrics today and now I can’t stop singing it.

Damn you, Mrs.Shich. Damn you.

justinclark:

Maria Montez: these people are like gods to me…everything….their music is one of the most important things to me and the things they represent and i get to meet them im gonna die

Justin:HA im blogging that

Maria:making fun of me? lol

Justin: No applauding your devotion

Maria: Aww bby thanks

Justin:jk making fun of you

Maria:FUCK YOU

Justin:jk about that jk

Maria: ohhh i take that fuck you back

this beezie love paramore more than her fallopian tubes

 every time maria spews her love for paramore i am left speachless.

im. so. excited.

can suck a dick.

its so terrible.

i hate math.

more than anything.

two most evil things ever— math and hitler.

Is on Comedy Central right now, they are playing all of the new episodes i haven’t seen and now I can’t stop watching. Just thought I’d share that with you.